May 2013
6 tags
missed the gym today cuz me and the roommate were waayyy too hungover from last night and now I feel like a lazy piece of shit! on the upside, my summer body is almost ready! Just gotta get the last of that six pack to come in ;)
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
sex-like-a-nympho:
landofloveandlies:
inbox:
don’t do drugs. do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.
3 tags
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
I ate a huge smothered chimichanga like 2 hours ago and im freakin hungry again. damn munchies
Be a good American, Dont try to think.